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Photorealistic Brazilian urban CCTV surveillance footage, high angle security camera view of a man crossing a pedestrian crosswalk on Avenida Borges de Medeiros in Porto Alegre, Brazil. The scene must look exactly like real Brazilian municipal traffic surveillance footage from an EPTC traffic camera. Slightly desaturated colors, security camera compression artifacts, digital noise, chromatic aberration, interlaced video feel, low dynamic range, and slight motion blur on one foot mid-stride. Subtle vignette corners and CCTV overlay interface. Realistic Brazilian downtown environment with buses, cars, traffic lights, street signs in Portuguese, sidewalks, urban buildings, road markings, worn pedestrian crossing stripes, dirty asphalt, oil stains, patched asphalt repairs, small puddles and typical Brazilian city textures. Add small Brazilian street details like signs reading: “Farmácia”, “Padaria”, “Lotérica”, “Estacionamento Rotativo”, bus stop sign, Brazilian license plates. The man is casually crossing the street holding a paper coffee cup, wearing a orange t-shirt with the word “SCHMITT”. He looks relaxed like someone caught naturally by a traffic camera. Add surveillance AI HUD overlays with detection boxes around face, coffee cup, slippers and body. Add humorous AI detection labels in English: FACE – MATCH FOUND COFFEE LEVEL: CRITICAL INDIVIDUAL CLEARLY GOING TO BUY BREAD CROSSING OUTSIDE EMOTIONAL TIMING SUSPECTED OF LIVING HIS OWN LIFE SLIPPERS IN PUBLIC – CONFIRMED STYLE LEVEL: ILLEGAL SWAG DETECTED Add a side surveillance panel interface with status text: SUBJECT STATUS: CALM BUT SUSPICIOUS LIKELY DESTINATION: BAKERY THREAT LEVEL: 0% CHARISMA LEVEL: HIGH COFFEE DEPENDENCY: VERY HIGH Add timestamp and camera info overlay: 2026-03-24 08:12:33 EPTC CAMERA – BORGES DE MEDEIROS 04 High angle perspective, photorealistic lighting, Brazilian urban atmosphere, ultra realistic security camera footage but humorous surveillance AI interface. Style: CCTV footage, urban meme, photorealistic, surveillance camera realism, Brazilian city downtown, ultra realistic but funny.